1. No, not really. Although I am kinda fond of myself, sometimes.
2. To put it bluntly, that’s a very rude way to ask a question, anon. I answered your question. Do you not believe I use a dragon dildo?
3. Some times. No. No.
4. Before Homestuck, it was yellow due to the pokemon Mareep. Then it became blue, for John. Now deep purple comes in sometimes, due to Eridan.
5. They don’t. I can actually perform Shakira’s namesake dance, in fact once Max requested me shake my hips in a certain manner for a gif.